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Launched: 24 Dec 2006
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The Beatle Beard Un-Tribute
The Beatles were and are beautiful creatures, but I have to say...they all looked terrible with a beard! I've harboured a passionate dislike for Beatle beard almost my entire life. I think it ages them (and not in the right way) and makes them look slightly like hobos. It was a bad decision for all of them to make, and thankfully, they all recognized this early enough after growing the beards that it didn't scar any fans permanently.
Disagree with me? Here's some proof:
Look how adorable and lovely they look clean-shaven! And look how dirty and horrible they look with beards! What further proof do you need?
OK, OK. I admit it. There is one single image of a Beatle beard that I think is sexy. Shh. Don't tell anyone. I'm just amazed someone was able to capture such a phenomenon on film. It only happens once in a millenia.
Hot. But that's the one and only time John looked sexy with a beard. The rest of the time he looked like Jesus' evil twin.
None of the others ever looked good with a beard. And don't get me started on the moustaches. You know who has a moustache? Pedophiles and rapists. Oh, and 70s-era porn stars.
So to sum it up, Beatles + facial hair = bad news. Shield your eyes when you see photos of the beards.
Thanks to all the lovely ladies at Beatland, particularly Allison, Shyra, and Angie (from whom I completely ripped this idea off of), who took part in the epic and hilarious Beard Hate thread that inspired me to create this section. <3 you guys!.
