Everything I Know I Learned From The Beatles

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Everything I Know I Learned From The Beatles

Like so many young celebrities, The Beatles were forced to learn the hard lessons in life at an earlier age than most people. By observing The Beatles behavior, listening to interviews, and paying $20 for their albums to listen to their music, we as fans can learn from their experiences without actually having to go through all the crap. Just one more service The Beatles provided for a nominal fee.

· There's nothing wrong with mixing and matching polka dots and stripes.

· Smoking is cool!

· Milk is good, especially spiked.

· You don't have to be in a relationship to have sex.

· You don't have to be single to have sex with multiple partners.

· Condoms are totally not necessary.

· It's OK to beat your wife as long as you're drunk at the time.

· Drugs make all your problems disappear.

· You don't have to graduate high school to be smarter than everyone else on the planet.

· Glasses are for nerds.

· Elvis was cool until he joined the Army.

· Bob Dylan's only cool when you smoke a lot of weed.

· The Rolling Stones are posers and The Hollies just suck.

· It's cool to bang a fat chick if she can sing.

· Cats > dogs.

· The only people worth dating are models, actresses, and Asian women.

· There's nothing special about writing a classic piece of music in ten minutes.

· You don't have to have chest hair to be a real man.

· You don't need a six-pack or a tan to take your shirt off in public.

· The longer your hair, the more unnecessary it becomes to comb it.

· You're not a sellout if you're not making any money off the merchandise.

· The Monkees are awesomeness squared.

· Watching TV doesn't kill brain cells, it increases brain activity. Especially if you're stoned.

· All The Pill means is that the women are even easier.

· You don't have to be nice for people to love you.

· LSD teaches you everything school didn't.

· The only real purpose for Coca Cola is as a mixer.

· You can't get work if you wear leather.

· Swearing is awesome. Fuckshitdamncock.

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